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Ehee, bineinteles ca gasim gramezi de replici haioase prin filme si seriale tv, insa numai unele dintre ele au devenit faimoase si si-au gasit cu adevarat loc in randul oamenilor de pretutindeni, si chiar in viata de zi cu zi.

Haideti sa ne mai amuzam inca o data cu 20 dintre ele – ordinea numerica este aleatorie, unele pot fi traduse in lb. romana, insa altele au mai mult haz lasate in versiunea cu limba originala:

1. ‘ E strict secret. Daca iti spun, va trebui sa te omor dupa aceea’

     ‘That’s classified. If I tell you I’ll have to kill you’

- Tom Cruise/ Lt. Pete “Maverick” Mitchell,  Top Gun (1986)

2.  ‘Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place’  – Billy Crystal, City Slickers (1991)

3.  ‘Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go home and have a heart attack’   -  John Travolta,  Pulp Fiction (1994)

4. ‘ Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right.’ –   Woody Allen, Everything You Always Wanted to Know about Sex (1972)

5.  ‘If I’m not back in five minutes… wait longer!’ – Jim Carrey,  Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1994)

6. ‘When I’m good, I’m very, very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better’  - Mae West, I’m No Angel (1933)

7. ‘ Peg: Hy Al !

Al:  Guess what Peg ?

Peg: Don’t tell me ? A fat lady came into your store ?!

Al:  Enormous ! She was so big Peg ... that three little women were ORBITING arround her! ‘

- Married with Children, serial tv

8.  ‘De ce trebuie sa te desparti de ea?! Fii barbat! Inceteaza sa o mai suni!’  – Joey/ Matt LeBlanc, Friends - serial tv

9.  ‘I would kick you in the ass, but my foot might get sucked in’   – Kate Hudson,  My Best Friend’s Girl (2008)

10. ‘ James Bond: Don't worry, you're not my type.

Gagica: Smart?

James Bond: Single’

- Daniel Craig/James Bond, Casino Royale (2006)

11. ‘ I’m pretty fuckin’ far from ok’  – Pulp Fiction (1994)

12.  ‘All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don’t break them for no one’ – Al Pacino/Tony Montana , Scarface (1983)

13.  ‘As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster’  - Henry Hill, Goodfellas (1990 )

14. ‘Cand invit o femeie la cina, astept de la ea sa -mi priveasca faţa.  Acesta este pretul pe care trebuie sa-l plateasca’/

(‘When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay’)

- Groucho Marx, A Night at the Opera (1935)

15. ‘Sotul meu si cu mine ne-am indragostit la prima privire …poate ar fi trebuit sa ne mai privim inca o data’

(‘My husband and I fell in love at first sight... maybe I should have taken a second look ’)  

-  Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)

16.  ‘Tot ceea ce vreau sa spun este ca undeva exista un barbat cu care se presupune ca ar trebui sa te mariti. Si daca nu ajungi tu la el prima, altcineva o va face,  iar tu iti vei petrece restul vietii stiind ca o alta este casatorita cu ‘sotul’ tau ’  

- Carrie Fisher/Marie,  When Harry Met Sally

17.  ‘Sotii ar trebui sa fie ca servetelele Kleenex: blanzi, puternici si de unica folosinta’

 ('Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable’)

-Mrs. White / Madeline Kahn, Clue (1985)

18. ‘Dintre doua rele, aleg intotdeauna răul  pe care nu l-am incercat deja’/

(‘Between two evils I always pick the one I never tried before’)  -  Klondike Annie (1936).

19. ‘The royal penis is clean, Your Highness’ – ‘Coming to America’ (1988)

20. ‘What happens to us in the future? Do we become assholes or something?’ - Michael J. Fox,  ‘Back to the Future’ (1985).